Real American Heroes
Tonight I solute you Mr. Johnny-Rockets-Burger-Maker-And-Deliverer-Dude! You wear that double-pointed white hat with pride. You groove to the music as if your girlfriend might just walk in at any moment wearing a poodle-skirt and wanting to be spun around the dance floor. Your ketchup smiley-face on the dipping platter is nearly-flawless, the fruits of hours of rigorous training, sitting in mom's kitchen emptying squeezy bottle of ketchup after squeezy bottle of ketchup. Oh how we love those smileys. Most importantly your intuition is as "spot on" as ever, for when the pregnant wife ordered her meal, you instinctively knew she in fact did NOT want mayo on her burger... despite the blatant request, and you delivered. Mr. Johnny-Rockets-Burger-Maker-And-Deliverer-Dude you made pregnant wife happy, so more than ever I salute you. A Real American Hero.This is the obligatory small print that always follows the Bud Light Real American Heroes commercials telling you the useless corporate junk that no fan of amusing commercials truly cares about... and since this isn't a Bud Light commercial I had to supply the obligatory small print telling you about other useless non-corporate junk that no fan of almost-amusing-but-not-quite blog posts truly cares about. Please read responsibly.
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