Dad (Brett)
All around rockstar geek. Brett enjoys his job as a Clinical Data Manager (helping research medical breakthroughs at Celgene); in his time off he enjoys reading books, watching movies, and learning new tricks on his camera and in Photoshop. He absolutely adores his wife and 2 daughters.

Mom (Erin)
Complete supermom. Erin loves her job as a Youth Field Researcher (aka 'mother'); in her plentiful spare time (ha!) she enjoys sleeping, re-reading Twilight or Harry Potter, and cuddling with Brett.

Aeriana ('Wacko', 'Princess')
Hybrid Angel/Devil. Aeriana loves her mommy and daddy, each of whom she loves to test at times and pretend innocence at others. A veritable sponge, Aeriana wants to do anything she sees an adult doing; she loves babies and especially adores her little sister, taking great care of her every need.

Zoe Jean ('Stinker', 'Cutie')
Growing fast, Zoe wants to be just like her big sister. Very goal oriented, she'll find a way to get that toy she's been looking at. She loves her pacifier and can't help but snuggle up to her blanket. Zoe is as relaxed as they come, she just loves chillin' out and watching TV.















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Angry BirdsiBooks
ShiftDropbox
iBlast MokiSentinel 2

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Why Isn't This in a Book?

For anyone who is interested in writing a parenting self-help book, please for the sake of your readers include the following:

"When your wife presents the baby to you, butt-first, and requests that you smell to see if the diaper is stinky... make sure you do a preliminary visual check for any diaper leakage lest you accidentally bump your face on a wet spot of nastiness. It may take an extra few moments of your time, but skipping this step is just not worth the risk."

On the other hand, if your wife feels bad enough that you got a face-full of stink, you may not have to help clean up the mess. It is up to you to decide whether you're better off helping clean up the mess, or listening to your wife laugh and say "You got poo on your face!"

And yes, that is two explosions in a row I've gotten a free pass from.

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posted by Brett at 2:13 PM

4 Comments:

Blogger Joel and Crystal said...

Ha ha! I can totally hear Erin laughing as she's saying you got poo on your face. Good times!

January 24, 2009 at 9:36 PM  
Blogger Tania said...

That's hilarious!

January 25, 2009 at 6:56 PM  
Blogger The Mid-Cart Parentals said...

That really "stinks!"

January 27, 2009 at 5:32 AM  
Blogger Matthew said...

Brillinat... seriously, if you want to start a business based on diaper changing avoidance, I'm game. My mind is at your beck and call!

February 8, 2009 at 3:54 PM  

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