Dad (Brett)
All around rockstar geek. Brett enjoys his job as a Clinical Data Manager (helping research medical breakthroughs at Celgene); in his time off he enjoys reading books, watching movies, and learning new tricks on his camera and in Photoshop. He absolutely adores his wife and 2 daughters.

Mom (Erin)
Complete supermom. Erin loves her job as a Youth Field Researcher (aka 'mother'); in her plentiful spare time (ha!) she enjoys sleeping, re-reading Twilight or Harry Potter, and cuddling with Brett.

Aeriana ('Wacko', 'Princess')
Hybrid Angel/Devil. Aeriana loves her mommy and daddy, each of whom she loves to test at times and pretend innocence at others. A veritable sponge, Aeriana wants to do anything she sees an adult doing; she loves babies and especially adores her little sister, taking great care of her every need.

Zoe Jean ('Stinker', 'Cutie')
Growing fast, Zoe wants to be just like her big sister. Very goal oriented, she'll find a way to get that toy she's been looking at. She loves her pacifier and can't help but snuggle up to her blanket. Zoe is as relaxed as they come, she just loves chillin' out and watching TV.















Apps We're Excited About


CarcassonneAirVideo
Angry BirdsiBooks
ShiftDropbox
iBlast MokiSentinel 2

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Let's Define 'Nutrition' Shall We

My Easter basket had several of these included (thanks Easter Bunny!).



While partaking of one particularly scrumptious egg just now (you know, as an appetizer to my lunch) I noticed that on the back of the garishly pink carton is a section for 'nutritional facts'. I really wish Zachary Confections was legally allowed to have the nutritional section read something like this.


"Real Nutrition Fact #147:
How much less nutrition could be included in this product? None. None less nutrition."




P.S. I may call my congressman and inform him that the mere existence of a nutritional label on this type of product confuses me into thinking that some type of nutrition must be contained therein.


P.P.S. I may also suggest a more appropriate label.

"Surgeon General's Warning: This product contains nothing your body needs and may make you fat; high amounts of consumption may give you a sugar rush and then the resulting crash, making you feel miserable. This product should be consumed only under the supervision of someone more responsible than the person who actually wants to ingest this product."



Labels: ,

posted by Brett at 12:16 AM

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home