Dad (Brett)
All around
rockstar geek. Brett enjoys his job as a Clinical Data Manager (helping research medical breakthroughs at Celgene); in his time off he enjoys reading books, watching movies, and learning new tricks on his camera and in Photoshop. He absolutely adores his wife and 2 daughters.
Mom (Erin)
Complete supermom. Erin loves her job as a Youth Field Researcher (aka 'mother'); in her plentiful spare time (ha!) she enjoys sleeping, re-reading Twilight or Harry Potter, and cuddling with Brett.
Aeriana ('Wacko', 'Princess')
Hybrid Angel/Devil. Aeriana loves her mommy and daddy, each of whom she loves to test at times and pretend innocence at others. A veritable sponge, Aeriana wants to do anything she sees an adult doing; she loves babies and especially adores her little sister, taking great care of her every need.
Zoe Jean ('Stinker', 'Cutie')
Growing fast, Zoe wants to be just like her big sister. Very goal oriented, she'll find a way to get that toy she's been looking at. She loves her pacifier and can't help but snuggle up to her blanket. Zoe is as relaxed as they come, she just loves chillin' out and watching TV.
How To Triple Your Commute
How To Triple Your Commute In Ten Easy Steps (No Traffic Needed!!!)
1 - Kiss your wife and daughter goodbye
2 - Drive to work
3 - Walk in, see the empty docking station and remember that you brought your laptop home for the weekend
4 - Mutter "Ah crap!" under your breath
5 - Drive home
6 - Walk in, remind your wife that no one forced her to marry a dork, she chose that fate
7 - Grab your laptop bag
8 - Kiss your wife and daughter goodbye
9 - Drive to work
10 - Be grateful that you only live 10 minutes from the office
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3 Comments:
Hehehe! Way to go, Brett Smooth Garner! What a way to start your Monday morning :)
So far so good. I liked the last layout because it was so much different then everyone else's blog however, I'm enjoying the simplicity of this one. And I'm dying over how I too am a "Youth Field Researcher"! I'm soooooo stealing that!
I never did tell you I laughed right out loud when I read this one (I'm going back and looking at some past ones because I need a few pictures)
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